Twitter has, as I expected, added a bit of an extra dimension to conferences this year. Even if you don’t use it for anything else, I commend it to you as a source of immediate information, for instance on how different speeches have gone down with the party faithful (Davey and Huhne badly, Farron very well, it seemed to me). You may have seen the tweets I occasionally wrote from Bournemouth, and if so, some of the below may be familiar to you…

Shouty Nutter, on box, haranguing trad jazz duo, sadly out of shot. Liberal Democrats look on in bemusement.
Still, along with the new there is the old: the nutter who usually stands on a box outside conferences shouting about tobacco sales was present and correct (indeed, I’m not sure he usually does the Lib Dems). At one point I heard him from my hotel room, which was very near the BIC; I feared my working time might be disrupted by his impressive lung power, but he shut up again after ten minutes or so. I can only assume someone persuaded him to remain quiet, as he was still there much later, holding up his banners but not hollering. Later the following day he succumbed to temptation, however, having been provoked by a trad jazz duo. Understandable – anyone would have reacted the same. Although few people could have competed with them so successfully for volume.
In fact the clarinet and (I think) tuba were being played in aid of a fringe event promoting reform to the smoking ban as a way of supporting pubs and bars in the face of the recession. Shouty Nutter lost it at them, accusing them of all manner of evil, asking how they could live with themselves – amazing. I got a pic, but didn’t manage to get the jazz duo in shot, to my regret. I later heard of other attendees having attempted to engage Shouty Nutter in conversation; apparently, he’s a bit difficult to reason with. I wish I could remember his name – I was told it by a former colleague who claimed to have pushed him into the sea once, but can’t recall it now.
Turning to more conventional oratory, I saw Lembit Opik speak at a fringe meeting on whether the railways should be renationalised. He completely outclassed the party spokesman who defended the official policy of retaining privatisation. I won’t name the spokesman (you can look it up if you like), as I’m not sure the policy he was defending was exactly what he’d prefer to see happen, but even so Lembit’s command of his facts, construction of his argument and engagement of the audience was well beyond that of his opponent in the debate. For all his success in persuading the fringe meeting, however, an amendment to a motion on the issue in the main conference hall, supported by Lembit, failed to get passed a couple of days later.
Lembit’s career within the party seems to have ground to a halt, and while some of his judgments can perhaps be questioned regarding how he has presented himself, or causes with which he has associated himself, I can’t help but think the Lib Dems are wasting a valuable resource by keeping him out of the shadow ministerial team. Perhaps his engaging off-the-cuff asides get him into trouble; “I hope nobody’s recording this… Take it to Clegg and I’ll have to sit in the front row for his speech,” he “quipped”… There’s more depth to Opik than many realise, and it’s a great pity this isn’t more widely recognised.
Elsewhere on the fringe, a British Humanist Association event with Richard Dawkins was absolutely rammed. The chair of the Lib Dem Humanists and Secularists Groups made a Freudian slip by very nearly referring to it as the “Humanists and Socialists” group. Dawkins himself gave a reading from his new book – really the event was part of his book-plugging tour – and it was all very enjoyable. It did rather remind me of why I’ve never read any of Dawkins’ books though: much as he makes a persuasive argument against God and for evolution, it all feels rather like stating the obvious to me, and twenty quid for even a signed copy of the bleedin’ obvious is a bit steep.
Also at that meeting, a question was asked by a chap who introduced himself as “Mark Thompson”. “Hm, could that be the blogger Mark Reckons?” I wondered. A check on Twitter ten minutes later revealed a message along the lines of “Oh my God [sic], I just asked Richard Dawkins a question!” Quite whether it’s amazingly cool that I picked this up from the other side of the same room, or just ridiculous, I’m unsure. A more startling aspect of the event was when a woman a few rows in front of me collapsed; chairs were cleared, first aid was administered, and inexpert lip-reading suggested to me she had stopped breathing. That may or may not have been the case, but she eventually recovered sufficiently to walk out with the assistance of paramedics. Dawkins continued with his reading – probably quite rightly.
I’m not sure I have much more to tell. I encountered some superb stories about Ken Clarke and Michael Howard, but they’re not really mine to tell (note to self for future memory-jogging purposes: Ferrari, two Howards, bird-watching… tantalising, eh?). I’ve a horrible feeling I might have lingered conspicuously in the back of Laura Kuenssberg’s shot yesterday afternoon – I had thought initially she was just chatting to her producer, but then rather got the impression she was doing a live two-way, presumably for the BBC News Channel, and got out of the way sharpish. I should know better really, but my mum does always say she looks out for me in the background of the TV coverage, so who knows, maybe she saw me at last…